You’ve Got Males: Just for shits and giggles Issue #39

These four fellas never let us down when it comes to a good laugh.

By Venus Zine Staff
Published: March 1st, 2009 | 3:35pm

Eugene Mirman
Where’ve I seen that dude?
HBO’s Flight of the Concords.
What’s he up to now?
Season 2 of Flight of the Concords, Adult Swim’s Delocated, and plugging his new book, The Will to Whatevs.
What makes Eugene better than other comedians?
“I lean forward much more than others would dare to on a punch line (I often fall over). I am about 18 percent more likeable than all my contemporaries (except Andy Kindler and Mike Birbiglia). When people try to compare me to all those who came before me, they get a headache and then faint from exhaustion. Plus, I have begun carrying a cane that is also a sword.”
How ‘bout a knock knock joke?
“Knock knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor who? That’s right.”

Aziz Ansari
Where’ve I seen that dude?
MTV’s Human Giant sketch comedy series.
What’s he up to now?
Ansari appears in Judd Apatow’s Funny People, alongside Seth Rogan in Observe and Report, and in I Love You, Man with Paul Rudd and Jason Segal.
What makes Aziz better than other comedians?
“The fact that I do all my material with auto-tune vocal effects so I sound just like T-Pain.”
Lamest line Aziz has ever used to impress a woman?
“It’s not a big deal, but yes, I do know where you can download all of this season’s Gossip Girl for free.”
How ‘bout a knock knock joke?
“Knock knock. Who’s There? I just made a kus-. I just made a kus-who? Hahahah! You just made a kusoo!! (Kusoo means fart in Tamil, my native language).”

Wyatt Cenac
Where’ve I seen that dude?
As a correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
What’s he up to now?
Cenac appears as the lead in the upcoming indie, Medicine for Melancholy.
The most embarrassing thing he’s ever done in public for the sake of a laugh?
“I once did stand-up in the parking lot of a Home Depot. Migrant workers don’t seem to care that black people seem to walk one way, while white people walk a completely different way.”
Lamest line Wyatt’s ever used to impress a woman?
“I can give you John Oliver’s phone number.”
How ‘bout a knock knock joke?
“Knock knock. Who’s there? Wyatt. Wyatt who? Wyatt is a pretty cool guy who can use his own name in a knock knock joke.”

Clark Duke
Where’ve I seen that dude?
As the anti-fraternity roomie in Greek, and the “Clark” of Clark and Michael.
What’s he up to now?
Co-starring in the Marvel-owned comic adaptation, Kick-Ass.
What makes Clark better than other comedians?
“My keen, owl-like sense of hearing.”
Lamest line Clark has ever used to impress a woman?
”Hi, I’m James Marsden.”
How ‘bout a knock knock joke?
“Knock knock. Who’s there? Hi, I’m James Marsden.”