Holiday Craft-Off Winners: Corinne Enni, Johnny Steele, and Mike Elias
Issue #26
The Lovebots: Prophylactic Tactic Condom Dispenser and HObot Birth Control Holder
By Corinne Enni, Johnny Steele & Mike Elias
Published: December 1st, 2005 | 2:43pm
SUPPLIES
- small hollow wooden box with hinge ($2.50)
- some wood scraps ($5)
- spray paint in silver/chrome ($6)
- wood shapes (heart and circles) ($2)
- wood glue ($4)
- artificial eyelashes ($2)
- 2 bottles acrylic paint (red and black) ($1.50)
- fabric scraps for an outfit ($2)
TOOLS
- small saw
- paint brushes
TOTAL COST: $25
SKILL LEVEL: Need Some Know-How
1. Measure out your robots’ body parts. Just guesstimate proportionate-size arms, legs, and a head for the size box you bought. Here are the measurements we used:
Box (body): 5 inches x 3 inches
Arms: 3 inches x 1/2 inch
Legs: 3 1/4 inches x 3/4 inch
Head: 2 3/4 inches x 1 3/4 inches
Neck: 1 1/2 inches x 1/2 inch
Boobies: Feel free to make your HObot as busty as you wish her to be.
2. Cut out shapes using a small saw.
3. Now that you have cut them, align your pieces and see that your robots are beginning to take shape. Using the wood glue, put your pieces together. It may take about an hour for the glue to dry.
4. Spray paint those little fornicators on cardboard outdoors.
5. Now it’s time for the finishing touches. Paint the eyes black, the heart red, and apply eyelashes and a sexy little outfit.
6. Fill your lovebots with your naughty little goodies.
Now you have two little lovebots to have and to hold . . . your dirty little secrets!
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