It’s all in the jeans
Issue #31
Zafu promises perfect jeans — and somehow delivers
By Amy Westervelt
Published: March 1st, 2007 | 12:00am
The founders of zafu.com claim their system and database can find any woman the perfect pair of jeans with the answers to a few simple questions. Intrigued and desperate to find a cure for my flagrant NAAAD (No Ass At All Disease), I logged on, answered questions about how jeans usually fit, and what my jean dreams were made of, and within five minutes, I had a handful of recommendations ranging from cheap to ridiculously priced. Like the complete dork I am, I actually took my list with me and tried on the jeans they recommended. Holy crap, y’all, it worked! I am now the proud owner of jeans that give me the illusion of a butt. Which completely justified the price.
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